im done, Bye

im done. bye

i should just delete my blog

i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry
i’m so sorry

i’m sorry

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

i want a hug.

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.